
Haunted Real Estate
Being scared out of your ever-loving mind. It’s not really a feeling I enjoy. Heck, yesterday I took the family to a corn maze that wasn’t even haunted and I still screamed like a school girl about twelve times. All I had to do was turn a corner and see another human being, even cute little toddlers and it would send me in to a fit of shrieking. Yeah, my kids thought it was hil-ar-i-ous. So, feeling like I am perpetually in a haunted house isn’t really on the top of my to-do list, but I understand that it could appeal to some people.

Some homes with sordid pasts can come as an excellent real estate bargain! Take for example Ohio resident Chris Butler. He was in search of a nice home with plenty of space for his band to practice. He didn’t want to disturb anyone so he wanted some distance from his neighbors. These types of homes were hard to come by in Summit County, Ohio, but after a determined search Chris found the perfect house. It was a bit of a kill-joy when he learned that it was the childhood home of serial killer Jeffrey Dahmer. Not only his childhood home, but the home where he committed his first murder. While Butler was taken aback by the news, he bought the home regardless, and at a significantly reduced price. *shudder*
In fact there are even real estate agents who specialize in niche markets — like haunted houses (I’m still working on that certification!). Take for example Bonnie Vent, a San Diego based agent who is also a Paranormal Expert and Medium (talk about an impressive resume!). Some of her listings on her site include these ghostly descriptions…
“The house has two house “guests,” one makes your arm tingle, the other one rushes past. Both are manageable, entertaining.”
Hey well, that sounds ideal if you are lonely, right? Nothing like an entertaining apparition to help you pass the dull, lonely nights.
“Orbs in pictures, lights flashing, doorbell rings unexplained. Noises upstairs. During recent investigation with local ghost hunters, one of ghost hunters was pulled into a closet (I was a witness to this). During clearing ceremonies flames shot up 3 feet and spiraled. I am the realtor representing this client and would love to sell this to a “ghost” friendly buyer. This area of NW Florida is also very famous for the “Gulf Breeze UFO’s”..Gulf Breeze is a short 3 1/2 miles from this house. Very open community to the paranormal.”
Ghosts AND UFOs? Where do I sign?!
“Dogs growl up at the stairway, heavy footsteps up the stairs, sounds of person “falling” down in attic, boxes falling in attic when it is empty, light bulbs “pop” after electrician says there is ‘no problem’, things ‘disappear’ and never return, some return in different places. Hearing far-off voices, etc. Nothing has ever been mean or frightening.”
Well…yeah, it’s not like having a clumsy old ghost who keeps falling in your attack and moans occasional is frightening. Not at all.

So, yes, if you prefer to share your residence with the spooky sort there are plenty of opportunities out there for you! If haunted houses are your thing, give us a call, I am sure we can help you find the haunted Utah real estate of your nightmares dreams!